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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 10:00

Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Still no good.
—
No go.
How might an Indian girl respond to someone saying "I love you"?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Are you afraid to get married and why?
Minds and Behinds
No way
Just Forget it!
Then came..
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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So they tried
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
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They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
I feel like my boyfriend doesn't love me. Why?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Unacceptable again!