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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 10:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

DePaul soccer player Chase Stegall dies in residence hall - Chicago Sun-Times

Still no good.

No go.

How might an Indian girl respond to someone saying "I love you"?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Are you afraid to get married and why?

Minds and Behinds

No way

Just Forget it!

With 2 petawatts, the powerful American ZEUS laser competes with particle accelerators. - Farmingdale Observer

Then came..

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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So they tried

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

Are fanservice-y characters (i.e. Lara Croft, Tifa Lockhart) immediately bad?

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

I feel like my boyfriend doesn't love me. Why?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Largest map of the universe announced revealing 800,000 galaxies, challenging early cosmos theories - Phys.org

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

Ancient miasma theory may help explain Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s vaccine moves - NPR

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Unacceptable again!